The First International Booger Fest

They came them one, they came them all
With noses large, with noses small
From Budapest to Bucharest
To the First International Booger Fest

Word had spread quick as fire
To folks with flu, and colds dire
To the Eskimos in their igloos
To the hayfever racked Ecuadoos

Prizes promised to lure them in
So came the Japs and the Chinamen
Of holidays to far off places
East to West, and all

The First International Booger Fest