A Little Bit Of Humour # 154

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN CARDIGAN?

Are you wearing a Halloween Cardigan?
A cardigan? On all hallows eve
A “cardie” doesn’t say “night of the dead”
So I don’t think you really believe

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 9

When we were on holiday
My wife was bitten by a mosquito
Nowhere in the brochure
Did it mention mosquitoes

THEY’VE STARTED A BREEDING PROGRAM

They’ve started a breed

A Little Bit Of Humour # 154