Everything needs a snappy name,
Including this buss of authentic winter
In which pipes freeze and baby buds shrivel,
Birds huddle, eyes dribble sleety tears,
Ears go numb and toe-tips tingle.
No wise man leaves his cozy bed
To face such a potent enemy.
"You call this cold? This ain't no cold.
We have real cold in Saskatoon.
This cold is coolish, nothing more.
Strap on your skates. Don'
The Polar Vortex
Including this buss of authentic winter
In which pipes freeze and baby buds shrivel,
Birds huddle, eyes dribble sleety tears,
Ears go numb and toe-tips tingle.
No wise man leaves his cozy bed
To face such a potent enemy.
"You call this cold? This ain't no cold.
We have real cold in Saskatoon.
This cold is coolish, nothing more.
Strap on your skates. Don'
