Any Absurdest here?

Hi, my name is Bobby Walkerfield and I am from the year 2025.

Any Absurdest here?

Contemplating "Walden"

Solitude does not require silence to enhance it;
A certain sort of hubbub complements it,
Raises simple selfhood to a holy stature.
Man cannot supply it; his noises seldom lull,
They distract and interfere.
Nature's crepitators are reduced
To crickets, English sparrows, and the rain.
Where are our whippoorwills and bullfrogs,
Our hoot-owls, creaks of pines, and evening peepers?
At times t

Contemplating "Walden"

Leave it to Psmith - a teaser

Lord Emsworth has lost his glasses… As he is now as blind as a bat, they must be found before he’s off to London to collect Mr Ralston McTodd, the great Canadian poet, who has been kindly invited to Blandings by Clarence’s sister Lady Connie Keeble, now chatelaine of the stately pile. Meanwhile, Freddie asks his uncle Keeble for 1,000 quid to buy a share in a bookie’s business. Poor Uncle Joe! Sti

Leave it to Psmith - a teaser

Aphorism #37 Keep a Store of Sarcasms, and know how to use them.

Aphorism #37 Keep a Store of Sarcasms, and know how to use them.

This is the point of greatest tact in human intercourse. Such sarcasms are often thrown out to test men's moods, and by their means one often obtains the most subtle and penetrating touchstone of the heart. Other sarcasms are malicious, insolent, poisoned by envy or envenomed by passion, unexpected flashes which destroy at once all

Aphorism #37 Keep a Store of Sarcasms, and know how to use them.

Aliens

Psychopaths are rarer than empathetic people, let's take it back as to the same mammal's traits of chimps and monkeys with evolution. So whatever science states, how a human came to be, my theory is: a caveman only prior to itself because of his social deficiencies for survival, these roots into instincts that develops for prioritising itself as self augmented perception or a different thinking fo

Aliens

A Little Bit Of Humour # 146

ARE YOU WEARING DENIM JEANS?

Are you wearing denim jeans?
Popular they have always been
But on the older man they’re not
As fashionable as they might seem

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 337

As I was going to St. Ives,
The car broke down
On the A30 at Redruth
Then I met a man with seven wives,
Which put all my problems
Into perspective

BOOF IS AN ACRONYM

BOOF is an acronym

A Little Bit Of Humour # 146

Aphorism #36 In Acting or Refraining, weigh your Luck.

Aphorism #36 In Acting or Refraining, weigh your Luck.

More depends on that than on noticing your temperament. If he is a fool who at forty applies to Hippocrates for health, still more is he one who then first applies to Seneca for wisdom. It is a great piece of skill to know how to guide your luck even while waiting for it. For something is to be done with it by waiting so as to use it at the p

Aphorism #36 In Acting or Refraining, weigh your Luck.